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This is my virtual rose garden, it is forever blooming...
See ya' on the porch...
This page was last updated: August 31, 2010
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Dr. Doug,
Borderline Mental Therapist
Dr. Doug's Mental Health Clinic
Guided Group Therapy off the Terlingua Ghost Town Porch
Number One in Far Out West Texas
Another happy patient
Kristinna Blanchard came all the way from Albany, New York to consult with Dr. Doug. Here she expresses her gratitude to the Doctor. He won't accept monetary remuneration due to his vow of poverty, but he took no vow of chastity! After all, he's just a man.
Kristinna felt a wondrous, spontaneous, stupendous rush of happiness as she took her medicine, viewed the majestic Chisos Mountains and listened to the enlightening conversation ensuing from the Group Therapy Session.
Her happiness gushed to joyous exhuberance when the Doctor explained that it was not she that is crazy, it is the rest of the world, as he pointed to a Horny Toad, a scorpion, a cactus, a snake, and the dog on the porch.
Joyous exhuberance erupted into blissfull peaceful love of all things as the Doctor deftly manipulated his wooden cane, and reiterated his:
McDonald Observatory is a few hours north of us, but we consider them to be neighbors. From Terlingua the nearest WalMart is over 80 miles away.
Visit Fort Davis and the Observatory while you're in the neighborhood.
Ahhhh! Another successful and rewarding day in the exciting life of Dr. Doug
Four Step Program To Happiness:
Live Free
Do Not Worry
Be Very, Very Happy
Take Your Medicine If It Helps
No Dogs or Gunfights
on the Porch
Sometimes Dr. Doug just can't get his mind off Babes. The name of the local mall always reminds him of bathing beauties. Here he is day dreaming as he enters the Butte Store.
Dr. Doug offers personal consultations as well as Group Therapy. Here he explains the joy of happiness to his patient. Notice the delicate finger movements and the low, soothing voice used by the doctor to hypnotize and mesmerize. See how the patient has fallen under his spell? People never even know they have been hypnotized, but they become very, very happy after consultation.
Patients wait their turn for a personal consultation with Dr. Doug. First come, first served!
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As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. Coli - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of feces.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Feces Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of feces.
Behave Dr. Doug!
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