Terlingua Moon - August 2011
The Terlingua Moon
August 8, 2011 ~ VOL. 22 #32

by  La Catrina
Starlight Theater Information:
Tuesday August 9 - Taco Madness!  $1Tacos All Night Long. Uh Clem plays.
Thursday August 11 – Diego’s Ceviche Special with ice cold Micheladas
Friday August 12 Dan McCoy plays
Sunday August 14 – Movie Night! Movie begins @9:30pm – we’ll provide the popcorn!
Monday August 15 – Burger Night!  2-4-1  burgers. Dan McCoy plays

La Kiva Information:
Tuesday: Karioke 7 till 11 pm
Wednesday: Open Mic  8 to 12 pm
And don’t forget fresh brisket all summer.

El Dorado and High Sierra Grill:
Saturday night at 8 pm; Dr Fun

Live Music at Lajitas Resort – Thirsty Goat:
Friday, August 12th – 8-10PM Laird Considine
Saturday, August 13th, 7-10pm Dan McCoy

Water Catchment Tanks - It must be Vu Ja De.  This has never happened before and probably will never happen again.  The Water Catchment dealer - Wylie - increased their prices a few weeks ago.  When I called to get a new price list, they told me they went up, and then went down.  The prices are now lower than they were pre-increase.  Example: a 1,750 gallon tank is now $775, delivered.  Call Carolyn (H2O 2 GO) if you want to get on the next tank list. 
371-2499, 371-2506 or cell (512) 924-2506

Portable full-sized kegerator for sale!
This unit has been retrofitted to hold a large C02 tank.  This is the kegerator that used to be in the Boathouse and has only been used once!  $400.00.  Call Trevor at 424-3363.

Since nothing much is going on these days, this roving reporter decided to check out the new…

Shot Time Liquors:  371-3155
Summer Hours: Open Mon-Sat 12:00 to 9:00
Closed Sundays.    Walk In or Drive Thru is always available.

Tonia Sweeney bought everything lock, stock and barrel in June.  She presently has the 4 bay shop behind the store for lease – whole or in parts (each bay can be rented separately; one has a built-in lube job pit).  Just think, now you can open up that hair salon, artist’s studio, mechanics shop, or pet nail trimming business!  The sky’s the limit. Whatever!

Inside the store, however, is a full selection of liquors, including “ready to drink” items, and “Zippers” or jello-shots.  Wines from Portugal, Spain and Argentina.

The coldest beer in town; this week featuring Tsing Tao (from China you knuckleheads!) but also Bass, Stella Artois, all flavors of Sierra Nevada, and Flying Dog beers.  Also Cheladas – BudLite with Clamato
Even cheerleader beer! And, of course, all the mixers and sodas of which you could ever conceive.

Then, there’s all the snacks, candy, beer salts, dog treats, frappuccinos, cold Sweet Leaf Ice Tea, and energy drinks.

Also, besides the standard tobacco faire, new products are coming in daily: Top, Swisher Sweets, flavored cigarillos, with more to come!  And wouldn’t you know it, Gifts!!! jewelry, thermometers, wind chimes.  Also, this is another Fax/Printer location.

This Reporter’s Pick:  $1.75 bags o’ ice.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
                                                     Mark Twain
H20 2 Go:
Bottled water at H2O 2 Go has increased to $7 each.
Deposit cost remains the same.

Water Tanks:
Carolyn Burr is forming a water catchment tank order.  Prices did not increase, but decreased (go figure).  Call 371-2506 or 2499 for info.

Chili Pepper Café:
May we suggest Lupe's Chalupas at the Chili Pepper Cafe.  The perfect light summer meal.

On cool mornings - and (sometimes) cloudy, cool days - go dig in your storage room and start packing your goods for the...  SOUTH COUNTY-WIDE PARKING LOT SALE.
Coming Soon; date to be announced when temps drop
consistantly into cooler 2 digits.

Worship Service:
A Worship Service will be held in the Chapel of St. Mary and St. Joseph, Lajitas, at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, August 21.  Services are held at 11:00 a.m. on the first and third Sundays of every month and as announced.  The Episcopal Church in Brewster County welcomes you.  Everybody is invited to attend, regardless of past or present Church affilliation or none.

Shot Time Liquor:
VODKA sale August 25th - 27th
All 1 liter McCormick Vodka Flavors $3.00 off.
Come pick your fav flav for just $5.50:  Cherry, Citrus, Vanilla, Chocolate, Peach, Blueberry
Summer Hours: Monday - Saturday 12:00 to 9:00 371-3155

The Hickle Experience:
Wednesday – La Kiva – Open Mike
hosted by Trevor Hickle
Friday – Lajitas Trevor Hickle 8-10PM
Saturday – Lajitas- Trevor Hickle  7-10-PM

Library Closure:
The Alpine Public Library will be closed on Friday, August 26, for inventory.  The library will re-open on Saturday at 10am.

National Park Fires Contained:
On Thursday, August 11, 2011, a lightning-caused fire was ignited on Burro Mesa within Big Bend National Park.  Park firefighters, including 13 Los Diablos and an additional four park fire personnel, responded to the blaze.  A second fire, the Elephant Tusk Fire, was ignited by the same lightning event on Thursday.  The Burro Mesa fire and the Elephant Tusk fire have been declared 100 percent contained as of Aug. 15. Considerable rain fell on the area of the burns on Friday and Saturday of this past weekend, aiding in containment.   Los Diablos ¡Listo!
Your Roving Reporter:
Nestled Against the Interstate…
This is your roving reporter, sending words from the Aether. I have decided to test out the waters of our larger traffic rivers...  Yes, I've broken Rule Number 2 and taken to the Interstate System with my trusty thumb as guide. After going from Ft. Collins, CO to Preston, MN (up I-25 to I-90 and across) in 36 hours, I have good news again this year.  The people of the Big Interstate are no crazier than the people of the Little Highways.  I still prefer the small roads because at least it's local crazy, and the views are better...  Less noise and fumes.  My first ride was from a neurosurgeon, who promptly offered up his services.  I told him I already have a physician (Dr. Doug) who could perform the neccesary treatment without even removing any grey matter.  "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."  Other rides included a woman who said God told her to pick me up...  She also said that God made the Christian radio station clear again when she prayed for the static to go away.  Lastly, I recieved a ride from a Chemistry teacher who told me how to make a fertilizer bomb. Wow, I never realized how fun Chemistry could be. So here I am in Minnesota, the land of fertilizer...  All i can say is, KEEP WATCHING THE NEWS!!!

Heard Around Town:
Tourist : I want a shot, do you know how to make a Brain Hemorrhage?
Bartender : Yea, with my fist.

Whoa Silver:
The Lone Ranger movie starring Johnny Depp, which was rumored to begin shooting in the Big Bend late this fall, has been put on hold by Disney. It seems that the director, Gore Verbinski, felt he could not work with the new budget. Disney recently slashed the budget from 250 million to 200 million.

The Terlingua Moon
August 16, 2011 ~ Vol. 22 #33
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
By Bucky2Shot
This is a reminder that Otra Vez will be closed the entire month of August. 

In the chapel of St. Mary and St. Joseph, Lajitas, on Sunday, august 7, the Holy Eucharist will be celebrated at 11:00 a.m.  The Episcopal Church in Brewster County welcomes you. Everybody is invited to attend, regardless of past or present church affiliation or none. Services are held at 11:00 a.m. On the first and third Sundays of every month and as announced.

After the delivery this Wednesday (Aug. 3rd) of a load of bottled water, five gallons will be $7.00 each.  We do not know if deposits are going up at this time.  Thanks to you all for your continued patronage.

Need some extra $$$$ ? (Stupid question)
Start sorting your STUFF.  Pack it up.  And, watch for announcement of a S. Brewster County-wide, parking lot sale in September.  We are watching future forecasts for days that are likely to be cooler. We (El Centro) will have no merchandise over $2.00 and many items FREE.  Details in forthcoming MOONS.  Don't forget your chair, cooler, shade, sodee pop and hot dog fixin's.  So, get yer Poop in a Group...  

Shot Time Liquors
Need relief from the heat?  Come by for the coldest beer in town! Walk in to check out some of the newest items or drive thru for some of your old favs.
Mon-Sat: 12:00 TO 9:00. 371-3155

If you need assistance recycling please go to alpinerecycles.org or email info@alpinerecycles.org.  We appreciate your help, you can also call
(432) 294-3183.
Come to supper with Jerry and Eva each Sunday for the month of August. Supper will be served at the Grub Shack 5:00 until it's gone. Bring your guitars, fiddles, etc. for an old fashion jam session.
No charge (donations will be appreciated)

Forget those reality TV shows, I'll show you talent!!!
Slim ~ most dangerous guitarist in Texas
512 847 9662

Moon Changes
Send your news items directly to terlinguamoon@gmail.com with appropriate subject line.  The dot com site doesn't always work properly and has spam problems. To view the entire Moon, every week, go to Dr. Doug's site and follow this link:
Thanks Jon; thanks Doctor

Namaste y’all!
The Terlingua Moon
August 2, 2011 ~ VOL. 22 #31

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra
Fun Is Allowed
Ghost Town Saloon would like to thank our families, friends, patrons and musicians for a splendid year! Our 'Grand Opening 2011' will be September 2nd, 3rd & 4th. Please join us for $2.00 long necks and wells. Weather permitting… live music on the patio.

Chili Pepper Cafe
Lupe and the Staff want to thank you for your continued patronage, especially
through this summer. We are back to our normal hours: 8 am. - 9 p.m. daily; breakfast served until 11 a.m.
(Recommendations: - chalupas, deluxe nachos, taco salad, and the guacamole is TDF)

Espresso…y poco mas
Espresso…y poco mas coffee shop, in the Ghostown @ La Posada Milagro is now back open with good food and coffee!! Summer hrs 8am-1pm.
Closed on Wednesday August 31st

El Centro/H2O 2 Go
Working on a catchment tank order.
Many of you are interested in a tank, but until a deposit of at least half of the total for your tank is received, it does not go onto the order.  Call 2499 or 2506 for more information.

Starlight Theater
Tuesday Aug 30 - Taco Palooza!!  $1 Tacos All Night Long. Uh Clem plays.
Thursday Sept 1 – Diego’s Ceviche Special with ice-cold Bahama Mamas and Tim Relleva plays
Saturday Sept 3–  Laird Considine plays!
Sunday Sept 4 – The Starlight welcomes back the soulful jams of Trevor Reichman!

RoadRunner Deli
The RoadRunner Deli is now open Sundays 9am till 2pm... Come try our grilled steak sandwich with cheese, onions & peppers served on a crispy sub roll or try our refreshing ice cream soda with seasonal fruit makes a great hot weather respite... Lots of salads, breakfasts and lunches.

Terlingua Moon

August 30, 2011
Vol. 22, #35

Shot Time Liquors
All DRUM packages have a $ .50 coupon on them (while supplies last).
NEW - White Owl Cigarillos, $ .75 ea (peach & white grape).
LABOR DAY SALE:  September 3rd (Saturday) Smirnoff Ice 24 oz. bottles & Bud Lite 32 oz btls only $2 ea.
FREE SNOW CONES ALL DAY LONG!  (blue raspberry, bubblegum, grape, tangerine, & even prickly pear margarita)
Summer Hours: 12-9 371-3155
Labor Day Sale 10-9 (Saturday)

Episcopal Church Services
On Sunday, September 4, at 11:00 a.m. the Holy Eucharist will be celebrated in the Chapel of St. Mary and St. Joseph, Lajitas. We welcome all who are visiting in this area for the Labor Day Weekend. The Episcopal Church in Brewster County welcomes all to its services regardless of past of present church affiliation – or none at all! Services are held in Lajitas at 11:00 a.m. on the first and third Sundays of every month and as announced. Looking ahead:  Worship Service on Sunday, 18 September.

America Remembering 9/11
A Memorial Service will be held at Big Bend Church September 11, 2011 at 11:00 a.m.  A time to remember and celebrate the lives of those lost.  You may bring pictures of your loved ones you wish honored or remembered for their military service.  A fellowship meal will be served after the service.

South County Wide Parking Lot Sale
Sometime in September, for sure. We are waiting and hoping for a sign from the National Weather Service that two-digit temps are eminent.  Otherwise, we aim for mid September...  So get yer poop in a group and be ready for a fun day.  Bring your wares, cooler, chair, shade, hot dog fixin's and make some MOOLAH.  (2499 or 2506 for details).